❝ 002 ❞ v i d e o

[animosus]

[This post is coming from Hal’s account because someone didn’t log out after sending this message and left a baby to mess around with the keyboard. The background is definitely Hal’s place, but there’s a baby sitting on the table in front of the console. Said baby is wearing a Green Lantern onesie and has a tiny power ring on his finger and is chewing on a Flash ring.

There’s also no one else in sight. Someone is a terrible babysitter. Eventually he wanders into the frame. Hal doesn’t look that different except for the fact that his temples are grey. He’s actually a few years younger than he should be right now. This is him in his Parallax years. But he wanders in, holding a bag of groceries and walks to the baby and pulls out a small bar of chocolate and unwraps it before giving it to him before he walks off again, presumably to put things away.

The baby makes a baby noise and suddenly he’s wearing a construct of Hal’s flightjacket. Moments pass and it really doesn’t look like Hal’s coming back any time soon.]

[ooc: Said baby is Bart Allen. BARRY, COME AND TAKE YOUR GRANDSON. OR ANYONE REALLY. Also please indicate if you wish to 'converse' with Bart as well.]

002 ✥ VIDEO

[pandoricas]

[Yes hello turtleland. It's been a while, hasn't it? Rory certainly thinks so. Time just seems to fly somehow when you're trapped on some apparent 'In Between' thing that happens to be on the back of a giant turtle. And then there's also the fact that he has an egg to care for...

...but that's not the point of this post. This post is out because, as one may be able to see from the moment the video starts, is the fact that while the post is most certainly from Rory's console, the person making is video is not Rory at all. In fact, the person who's in your screen now is not even male.

He's somehow turned into a bigger than average red woman.]

Um.

[Trying not to fidget here... yeah, this is kind of awkward. Which is really an understatement in and of itself.]

I really hate to join in the other posts going around now, but-- [Gestures to himself. Or herself. Either way.] --could anybody tell me what to do? Is whatever happened to me reversible, or am I going to be stuck like this for as long as I'm here?

[Pause, as Rory takes a moment to not freak out.]

Really hope I'm not in an alien body-- Just, could somebody help me here? I really don't want to make this any weirder than it already is. [Attempting a smile here. It's not really working.] Thanks.


[OOC: Bodyswapped with Betty Ross/She-Hulk for the misspell event! Also tags will be slow, since I'm packing up and taking a 17 hour flight back home over the weekend. OTL]

1.02 ☯ AUDIO; (backdated to Sept 25th)

[zinthosmantra]

To everyone who has found themselves in someone else's body: stop. panicking.

[ This is something she has rather personal experience with and while she knows that 'disconcerting' doesn't even begin to cover it, Raven feels like she's talking down a hysterical Starfire all over again. ]

Find whomever you've switched with and talk to them. It's in their best interests to help you with any abilities or requirements their body has.

[ a pause and then she adds, in a tone that suggests she is mentioning this because she knows it's going to be necessary: ]

And don't "experiment" with what's not yours.

[video]

[takeittothemax]

[It's a ten year old kid who's swimming in a business suit. Hey, Max. What's shakin'?]

I'm just gonna assume that the 'panicked message' phase is over now. Maybe? Or are we still rolling with that?

[Mind you, he can definitely go with some panic here.]

I don't suppose anyone around here has slightly larger chairs? That someone could perhaps borrow until the rest of this blows over?

[He scootches up from where he's sitting on his knees.]

I'm asking for a friend of mine. Honest.

[004] The three stooges. [Video]

[mrsarcastic003]

[The feed opens with... red hair. Which immediately slides out of the way to provide a view of Tim, lying flat on his back on the floor with Zatanna sitting on top of him.

Shaking. Because Tim is actually vibrating.]

Damnit, Tim, stop vibrating already. That feels weird!

I can't stop! That's the problem!

[Bart's cranky voice comes from right next to the camera.] That one time I couldn't stop, Cissie freaked me out of it by saying she loved me.

[Zatanna turns toward him.] ...This better not be another less than subtle hookup attempt. Because I haven't even said that to DICK. Forget Tim.

No, it's not. I was serious. I vibrated the team through a wall, and I couldn't figure out how to stop. I normally don't bring anything else through.

[Tim's quick headshake is a blur and his speech comes out a few hairs too fast.] Wouldn't work I know better.

[There is a long pause before anyone speaks, and then finally Bart breaks the silence.] Tim. I love you.

[Zatanna stares in obvious surprise.]

Yes I know Bart.

[Zatanna starts to smirk, still seated cross-legged on Tim's stomach.] Do you want to switch places, Bart? Because I can leave if you two need some alone time.

NO, ZEE. There is no alone time.

So you do want to switch places.

[Bart's tone is slightly annoyed.] I was only trying to surprise him, but he'd have that figured out even if his brain wasn't faster than any computer.

Plus you just mentioned the time Cissie did that.

[An object flies in Tim and Zatanna's direction, and bounces off her shoulder.] OW! BART YOUR AIM IS HORRIBLE!

YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE MY AIM IS NOT HORRIBLE! THIS IS BECAUSE I HAVE LONGER ARMS!

[Tim snickers from his position on the floor until Zatanna picks up the object and smacks him with it.] Hey!

Oh-- This thing is on?! [The feed cuts out.]

[OOC: Backdated to the night before Bart is babyfied.]

VIDEO.

[barebacking]

Ah...

The only real trouble I find is that I had forgotten I was so small when I was younger.

Only problem is reaching for high things at the moment... and trying not to get shoved while walking through a crowd. Ah, yes, and no longer able to purchase certain items that used to be available to me.

Well, at least, I can have a nicer childhood. I wonder if others are trying to make a better one for their own memories, too. Well, are you, those that have found themselves living as their younger selves?