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Sharon Carter, Agent 13 ([personal profile] agentx13) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-12-17 10:38 am

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As some of you may know, I was hired to find the person responsible for multiple killings in September, along with an attempted homicide. That person has now killed the Emperor. [ There's a flash of something like remorse, but it only lasts a second before her jaw tightens. There's no time to feel guilty for not catching the person sooner. She has to stop him now, before he kills again. ]

I have a list of suspects. I've narrowed it down significantly. If you were one of the people I talked to about it, please see me immediately.



[ The message is simple, one she can essentially cut-and-paste to each person. It's short, but far from sweet. She doubts they'll appreciate it. If the killer is killing again, then they have to move to catch him, and quickly. So screw pleasantries. ]

Get in touch with me as soon as possible.






[ Sharon looks tired. She doesn't want to have this conversation, but it's part of the job. The horrible thing is, Barry seems like a nice guy. A good guy. But that doesn't mean he can't be a killer. ]

Barry, I hate to ask this, but do you have an alibi for the time when the Emperor was killed, and is there anyone who can verify it?
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[personal profile] zerotoawesome 2013-12-17 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever it is, I promise that it wasn't me.
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[personal profile] zerotoawesome 2013-12-17 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, I guess I was in my suite sleeping, And the only person who could prove it is my buddy, Vic.

... Wait, am I a suspect?
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[personal profile] zerotoawesome 2013-12-18 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I can totally give you at least three reasons why it wasn't me. One, I'm totally not stealthy at all. Two, I don't use knives. If I was going to kill someone, I'm probably just pound them into the pavement or explode on them. And three, X-Men don't kill. That's kinda racist.

Anyway, I switched bodies with Fran, who is like a real life Playboy bunny, if you didn't know. I spent that week wrapped up in my sheets trying not to look at my new tits or go to the bathroom because I'm pretty sure she could destroy me if she wanted to.
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[personal profile] zerotoawesome 2013-12-18 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay fine. X-Men who aren't Cyclops don't kill... Or Wolverine... Or X-23... Or anyone on X-Force, really... Shut up.]

Victor and Fran could. I think she had a boyfriend too who wasn't happy about it. I also talked to a lot of people on the consoles about... Girl things.
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[personal profile] zerotoawesome 2013-12-18 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously. Even I could see that the Empress's murder had way too much finesse for a guy like me...

Vic got switched up with Billy Kaplan. You know, Wiccan? The magic dude, in case you don't know that either.
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[personal profile] zerotoawesome 2013-12-21 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, pretty much. It sucked. Having an awesome rack isn't nearly as fun when you're suddenly feeling everything.

[You know, like stiff breezes.]

Who, Vic or Billy? They're both short and I can lift them with one hand. Most people kind of are with me.
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[personal profile] zerotoawesome 2013-12-22 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
What? Ew, no! Gross. I mean literally everything. Like... Okay, imagine that your body is awesome and made of rocks. Things like wind and water you don't really feel. Lava? No problem.

Now switch that with wimpy normal person skin. I haven't felt stuff like wind or cold in years, so it was really intense.

[He didn't like it.]

Yeah, probably?
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[personal profile] zerotoawesome 2013-12-22 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Some benefits? It's all the benefits! I'm pretty much invulnerable to everything, and it's awesome.

[He shrugs, watching as she jots down her notes.]

So what about me? Am I still on that list?