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[unobtainableredemption]

Where can you go to confess your sins when there are no churches here?

[At the console cafe, Kaine stares at the picture that brought this all on...]

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[justlittle]

Airing your dirty laundry to the Network seems to be a popular option.

[unobtainableredemption]

Unlike those idiots, I prefer to keep my private life private.

[justlittle]

Then I wish you luck.

If you wish to pray, I at least know where you can find a rosary.

permavoice;

[mythically]

That would depend on what you were hoping to get out of the confession, wouldn't it?

[unobtainableredemption]

Back home I often spoke with a priest. He tried to help me.

[mythically]

Did you only need spiritual guidance, or something else?

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[imaginate]

[Kyle just uses the default encryption.]

Kurt Wagner, he's been ordained. You can go talk to him.

[unobtainableredemption]

The X-Man?

[Fantastic. He'll just start with the time he murdered Wolverine in front of all of his students and teachers. That'll go over well, he's sure.]

[imaginate]

Yeah, why?

[Unlike a certain Saint-Croix, Kyle's tone is actually mild, and sincere. He has zero idea what the associations are in the Marvel Universe.]

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[candystriped]

I suppose I should offer for this.

[unobtainableredemption]

You don't strike me as a woman of the cloth.

[candystriped]

Because I'm not, I'm an angel.

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[oyaji]

Bartenders work pretty well.

[ He is being serious. ]

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[unobtainableredemption]

Not for what I want to talk about.

And bartenders only listen to you because they want the good tips. [His girlfriend back home was a bartender.]

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[oyaji]

Oh I gues thats true.

But! At least yuo can be drunk while your doin the soul spilling. Pretty sure priests dont apprecaite it if you come all drunk and stuff.

[ Yeah, he's just rambling on at this point. He'll eventually run out of steam if you ignore him. ]

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[casaerotica13]

Ever thought of just praying?

[Good God, Stocking. What are you doing up there?]

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[unobtainableredemption]

I'm looking for someone who can talk back.

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[casaerotica13]

What? You're saying that you never had a prayer answered before?

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[fuckcable]

You're supposed to start with "Bless me, father, for I have sinned."

[unobtainableredemption]

Yes, I have been to confession before.

[fuckcable]

I go with talking to someone who's been through the same shit.

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[skybluejeep]

Therapy? There was a lady offering it a little earlier on.

That's all confession is, really. Therapy with candles, stained glass, and guys in black.

[unobtainableredemption]

That woman needs therapy more than me. [He's heard of Emma's reputation.]

And it's not the same thing. [Therapy can't save you from yourself, for starters.]

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[alphatar]

You can go to the turtle's head and confess what ever you want there, you don't even have to talk. Asti's always listening.

[unobtainableredemption]

I'm looking for something that will talk back. [And... frankly confessing to the head of a giant turtle you're living on is too freaky to think about.]