video; fanfic narration. because he can.

[choiced]

[OOC: Warning for some smuttiness! I will avoid explicit stuff, and replies should likewise avoid explicit stuff, but there is absolutely smuttiness going on.]


[Zelos will be honest -- he didn't really know what to think of the fanfiction at the Foreigner Festival when he first realised what it was, and he hasn't gone out of his way to find any more since. There's something about the idea of someone narrating his life that doesn't sit well with him.

But then. But then.

He gets his hands on these.

When the camera turns on, Keeliai gets treated to one of Zelos's smarmiest grins. He's holding a book -- or a paper document that does its best to pass for a book, anyway -- and he waves it at the screen.]

Hello there, all my beautiful hunnies! I have a special treat for everyone today. You know those stories people write about us? [He waves the papers some more.] I hit the jackpot! You'll never guess what I found.

[Some people can maybe guess.]

Hang on, I'm going to read out the best part. If anyone knows who 'Inaev Morenth' is, by the way, I'm happy to pay you to tell me. Okay, so here we go! This one's called The Hot Dust.

[And Zelos clears his throat, repositions the papers, and... proceeds to narrate what is unmistakeably, from the very first word, smut. Perhaps mercifully, people can turn off their consoles whenever they want.]

Comments

[simulsimul]

Why?!

[Look, he just wants to know. Kratos's face is nothing but incredulity. Understated incredulity, but even so. It's emotion. He has nothing against people who like porn. But to share it with the world ...?!]

Video

[redlightgreenlight]

[Valdis is not amused and it is quite evident by the expression on her face.]

Don't you have better things to do than read porn over the network?

text

[ruinsprofessor]

Zelos, where are you?

[purered]

[There's always at least one person like this. ]

I could have gone my entire life blissfully ignorant of ...that being something people evidently enjoy.

video;

[wolfishflame]

Hmm, prose is a bit overwrought, but otherwise it's okay. Three out of five stars.

Add more talking next time and less doin' it. Like, why should I care? Make me get invested in the story.

[One of the children Valdis is so worried about may or may not read and/or write the occasional smutfic of her own. Look, she's a nerdy teenager in 2017. Her hobbies are saving the world, video games, and tumblr.]

[looksfine]

[Congratulations, Zelos. The youngest Foreigner in Keelai is currently staring at the screen with slightly widened eyes, her mouth parted long before she managed to find a voice to express her thoughts on the matter:]

...some of the scenarios which you have described do not sound...possible.

[protivvyter]

You should really keep things like that private.

[ninjainviolet]

[ Hello, Zelos, meet "Inaev Morenth"--who is so not going to tell you this bit of information. ]

Zelos! What the hell are you doing?

[denyamenti]

[ Bakura is having almost as much fun with people's reactions as to the content itself. possibly more ]

Oh look, there's finally an entertainment program on the network. About time.

video;

[isochrone]

[ Elizabeth looks half scandalized, but half interested as well. When one had 19 years to read, it's unlikely she hadn't come across at least a few risque things before. ]

Well, this is... unexpected.

[ She missed ForCon, alas. ]