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[Tommy's looking the most cheerful he has in a long while. His powers are back, there's food in his belly thanks to the magic of Wanda and replicated rations, and he can expend as much energy as he wants. And that means he's putting all the weight he lost back on and toning himself back up again. He's got a healthier glow to his face, and actually looks less miserable.]

I got a challenge for all you speedster wannabes.

Okay, so now powers are back, who here wants to race me 'round the turtle? I know there's a couple other speedsters on this thing and I mean, I know I'm the fastest, but I guess I could slow down enough so it'd be a fair race. Heh. Plus I'm totally sick of being cooped up inside and it's no fun to race against yourself.

Winner gets a dinner on me. [Worth it's weight in gold to any speedster. He grins.]

And everybody else? I'm gonna set up some sorta delivery thing. If you need stuff moved from one end of the turtle to the other, fast? I'm your guy. I'm pretty sure the kedan don't have a next day delivery mail system and since I can do next ten minutes? It's a no brainer. Lemme know if you need anything done. I take juulan or food, don't care either way.
fdaterminator: <user name="pyrophoric"> (All this and still not the freak)
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[Colby had logged on at net cafe to see there was some sort of tribble containment effort that he had missed. Instead he sees two stoned aliens tossing the furballs out a window.]

Oh come on!! I can't be the only person actually trying to do something about these little bastards can I? Sure they look cute but at the rate they're going to eat and breed us out of house and home in... You know what, I'm not even going to waste my breath. [His red robotic eye turns blue and it projects a simulation of what will happen to the ecosystem of Tu Vishan if the tribbles continue doing what they're doing unchecked into the air. It's quick and not pretty.]

Do I have some fucking volunteers now?

I'm F.D.A., but I also used to be U.S.D.A., so I know a thing or two about animal containment. If you're too lazy or unwilling to help at least point me in the direction of an empty warehouse and/or large refrigeration units... Hell, anything that can store or stop these assholes from breeding.
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[Something activated the console. Something small and fuzzy and cooing. The camera can see...well...tribbles. Tribbles everywhere. Tribbles all the way down. It's a tribble-pocalypse. Tribblenado. Tribbleanche.

Actually, you don't need Sherlock Holmes to deduce that a tribbleanche is probably the closest to what's happened, because the door is open, there are tribbles outside, and...

...and Jason pops up out of the snow tribbles, like a daisy. And it looks like he is trying very, very hard to be annoyed. Not even Blackbriar operatives are immune to the effect of a room full of happy tribbles, even if they are decidedly unwanted tribbles.

There's a grey one on his head; he picks it up, looks at it, shakes his head, and puts it down elsewhere. He's too mellow to toss it right now.

Then he notices the record light is on, and the console's picking all of this up, so he looks at the camera and just says this:]


Why.
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[The video flips on to a young, fourteen year old girl with long blonde pigtails and determination written large across her face.]

Alright! I've done enough sitting around. Korra healed my wounds from the mission, so I'm ready for action again! If you haven't met me before... My name's Raimei Shimizu, and I'm a samurai. Back home I do missions like that all the time! Kurogamon and I [she lifts a sheathed katana on screen, indicating Kurogamon] are ready to take on anything we need to.

But... I'm not sure what to do. I wouldn't mind getting a job, but I really need to keep training, too. Everyone here has abilities that I'm not used to, and I need to be able to fight them. If anyone's hiring for something like this, or if you want to train, let me know!

[She grows more serious, less overridden with enthusiasm.] As part of the Shimizu clan, my role is to keep the balance between forces, and to prevent abuse of power. I've decided that that's still applicable here. I'd really like to help however way I can.
kungfood: (Not so legendary.)
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[The image displayed is of nothing human. It is, in fact, nothing more than a panda in a pair of darned pants standing straight up as if he knows no other way to stand. He’s obviously in the new “home” he’s been given, and if it’s possible for him to seem even more out of place, he somehow manages it. It’s similar but it’s not, and he’s never seen anything like the kedan before.

He’s entirely out of his element, and if it was ever doubted that a panda could display that much with expression, he’s living, standing, awkward proof that a panda can do just that.
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Uh. [Brief, something that was almost a word but never quite made it. He has no idea about these devices except for what he’s been told, and he still finds it difficult to believe. Others can see him, he can see them, and they can speak that way. How is that possible?] So. Hi. This showing a picture, right? A…a moving one, I guess. I don’t really understand, but that’s what those guys told me, so it probably does, right?

[He’s blathering. This is hardly anything new with him, and he realizes it, and that also shows. He runs a paw over his face, ears popping right back into place when it passes over them.]

Yeah, so, the introduction thing, I guess. I’m, uh, [awkward] Po [still awkward] and I’m from a place called the Valley of Peace, and [little less awkward] I never really thought that when you ascended, it was to another city. Thought of it more like another plane. But that’s okay, because you can’t ascend anything when you’re asleep, but you can apparently get trapped, and that’s pretty, uh. That really sucks. Like. It sucks a lot.

[He’s still obviously out of his element, but he stands up a little straight and stops fidgeting.]

Is there anything that whoever else here can tell me that doesn’t suck?

[Things that suck less are also wanted, and it’s after a close-up of a bear paw that the image disconnects.]
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